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Before the Bounce
Winter is here. The goals aren’t.
Last week saw eight games of footy and approximately eight goals across an entire round.
As winter falls on the football fields the goals tend to dry up, but not normally to this extent. No team scored more than 81 points in a game, a (non-COVID) record since decimal currency (probably).
But overall, the footy was…enjoyable? We had four games decided by less than two goals, and all bar one by four goals or less.
Already it is looking more like an anomaly rather than a long term trend, but it still warrants a little more attention than normal in coming weeks.
This week in football we have:
Are the finalists set?
TWIF survey
According to the writers of This Week In Football (and Ricky Mangidis of the Shinboner and Len Phillips of the internet) it might not be far away.
Six teams were locked into the top eight the mid-year survey. Eleven teams were nominated across the 13 voters, with eight teams clearly ahead of three sides garnering some interest.

This aligns with how the computer models complied by Max Barry’s Squiggle see the season playing out from here. There seems to be a gap opening up between Fremantle in eighth and GWS in a projected ninth.
Some voters saw this uniformity as “pretty boring” but sometimes the boring option is the right one. But there’s still a fair amount of footy to play out.
Interesting, no voter nominated Sydney to make the finals despite their recent history of making late charges towards finals.
Contributors were also asked about the SPOONRACE, and it was even more straightforward, with twelve votes for West Coast and one for Richmond.
Clang a gong, we are on
Emlyn Breese / CreditToDuBois.com
Last week over on CreditToDuBois I wrote about the three-year clangiversary of Hawthorn setting the record for most clangers in a match.
I wanted to provide a bit of a broader overview of the clanger. We have data on clangers going back to 1998. Ted Hopkins, who co-founded Champion Data, is the one who popularised what has since become an integral part of the footy lexicon.
I’d wager however that many of us (and even many broadcasters and journalists) don’t have more than a general sense of what a clanger is, so let’s bring out the virtual whiteboard.
Now, how many clangers happen per game?
If you look at just the numbers you’ll see a massive uptick in clangers since 1998. I don’t have a definitive answer on this, but I strongly suspect this is partly due to improvements in data capture and categorisation. Some of those actions above weren’t collected in the early days of Champion Data.
We can see that since 1998 the average clangers per game has tripled. If we move to the second slide we can see that free kicks have stayed relatively stable, while other sources of clangers have grown significantly.
From 2021 onwards we can see that the majority of clangers are disposals gone awry.
We know what a clanger is, and we know how often they occur, but we haven’t addressed the key question – do they matter?
Let’s look at the profiles of winning teams from 1998 onwards:
We find that over the last 5 years, a lower clanger rate (clangers / disposals) is a meaningfully better win predictor than a positive disposal differential.
Having a lot of clangers doesn’t necessarily mean you’re performing poorly – some of the best players in the league frequently top the count. What matters is why you’re getting them – is it because you’re getting a lot of the ball, or is it because you’re being far less efficient with it than your opponent.
Before we get to our top (bottom?) list, let’s take a quick look at the clanger profiles of each team.
And finally, here’s the 20 worst clanger counts, clanger differentials, and clanger rate differentials
Surprises all around
TWIF survey
The league may have separated into groups at the top and the bottom, but that doesn’t neccessarily mean it is who we thought it would have been at the start of the year.
This Week In Football contributors were asked which teams had surprised them the most this year, and which had disappointed.
Reflecting the evenness of the league and of pre-season expectations, a wide variety of teams were nominated.
The most surprising side according to the voters has been the top 4 aspirant Suns, with the rise of the Crows and re-rise of Collingwood also causing some surprise.
Reflecting that “surprising” doesn’t just mean unexpectedly rising up the ladder, Richmond also got a couple of nods.
“Richmond are way ahead of where I thought they’d be. In hindsight, you can probably point to them still having a useful experienced defensive core as a starting point, but 3 wins is probably 2 more than what I’d have thought their best case scenario would be to this point.”
The voter who chose the Dogs provided a solid explanation for the surprise:
“I thought they were going to find their depth wanting and battle to perform with a coach who was distracted by his contract issues and an interpersonal style that isn’t necessarily for everyone.”
A much stronger consensus emerged on the question of who has disappointed observers.
One voter provided a clear description of the disappointment.
“For knowing exactly what their flaws were but doubling down on largely the same ball movement patterns of the last few years.”
Roughly half went for the Blues, who after widespread expectations of taking a theoretically strong list to the next level, are floundering on the very limits of finals possibilities.
North Melbourne managed to disappoint a couple of respondents even against their own low expectations, while other likely September spectators like Sydney and Port Adelaide also got nods.
One can only assume Collingwood being disappointing was a nomination by someone hoping to see them fail.
How is footy going, and what we’d change about it
TWIF survey
Turn on the radio and the panel shows and some weeks you’d be convinced FOOTBALL IS IN TROUBLE.
Well, maybe its time to shoot the messenger instead.
This Week In Football contributors were asked about the state of the game in the survey, in an open ended format. Despite the lack of direction, 12 of the 13 respondents either directly or indirectly mentioning that the game is in a good state or as good as it has been.
The thirteenth didn’t criticise the quality of the modern game, but said that the game wasn’t good enough to sustain the ever extending season.
The good current balance between attack and defence was raised by several writers, with one saying:
“There’s reasonable balance in attack and defence, the best players are shining through, and a nice amount of tactical and strategic variation.”
Another added:
“(The game is) in a decent sweet spot balancing ball use and contest work. The best teams can do both, and those who can only do one or the other get punished fairly regularly.”
A clear focus of some was on the off-field side of the game.
“The on-field product’s as good as it’s ever been but the off-field media slop is at a tipping point of sheer dogshit.”
There’s also a common concern amongst footy media, fanatics and insiders that the amount of footy might be hitting saturation levels.
There’s just way too much of it. Both from a media sense -which is pretty obvious and something you can block out – but even then 207 games is too many. Nine games a week is too many. It’s only one extra round but I reckon Gather Round has been a tipping point where the season becomes too long and games don’t matter as much as they should.
Umpiring, rule interpretation and the MRO also came under the hammer.
There are clearly some serious issues that need working out with the approach to MRO and umpiring consistency and interpretation though.
So if the game is in a generally good state, albeit with some concerns, what would our contributors fix?
Responses to this question were more specific to changes. A number of contributors suggested that the recent rule changes were a positive thing when talking about the state of the game, but others criticised their application.
There was some questioning of the equalisation off field as well, with Hawthorn on someone’s chopping block.
There was also a continued focus on needing to improve the understanding and decision making around tackling and prior opportunity.
Who kicks it out on the full?
This is an excerpt of a longer piece I’ve written over on my blog, so please check out that version if you’re interested in this topic.
The out of bounds on the full rule was first introduced in 1969, where – as the name implies – a free kick is paid against any player who kicks the ball out of bounds on the full. Since then, football games at every level are met by groans from supporters when a player concedes this type of free kick, whether it be from a rushed kick out of the back line that just carries over the boundary on the wing, or a crucial shot at goal that gets absolutely sprayed off the boot.
But which player and team kicks it out on the full the most? And which games have seen the most balls end up in the crowd, instead of their intended location?
In the 328 AFL games that have been played since the start of the 2024 season, there have been 1903 free kicks for out on the full against 541 players. There have been 133 players with a single kick out on the full, 157 players who have kicked it out on the full at least five times, 15 players who have kicked it out on the full at least 10 times, and one player who has kicked it out on the full 15 or more times.
That one player? Shai Bolton.

I was surprised to see a number of these names on the list. Bolton and Izak Rankine were a little unexpected, given they aren’t always high-possession players (although the number of kicks a player has does impact the proportion of kicks that can go out on the full). Max Holmes has been touted as the best draft pick of the 2020s to date, while Hugh McCluggage and Jordan Dawson are arguably having career-best seasons.
Based on the list above, you can begin to understand why the Brisbane Lions, Geelong, and Adelaide find themselves at the pointy end of the table in terms of having the most out on the full kicks. And despite Carlton’s trouble moving the ball in 2025, they don’t seem to have as much of an issue kicking the ball out on the full (got to celebrate the small victories, right?).

Since the start of 2024 the most out on the full kicks by an individual player during a match is three, which has been done 10 times – most recently by Brisbane’s Zac Bailey against Adelaide last weekend (including two in the final quarter when the game was on the line). Other players to have three out on the fulls in a single game include Oskar Baker (Round 5, 2024), Brody Mihocek (R7 2024), Nathan Broad (R19 2024), and Jack Gunston (R6 2025).
I hope that, at the very least, this post makes for some interesting discussion with your footy-loving mates.
Which players are overrated and underrated?
TWIF survey
Naturally, asking a bunch of footy analysts to indulge in some hot takery about players being overrated elicited a fair amount of caution. Most didn’t like the question at all, but a few of the braver souls took some shots.
It’s probably worth recalling, too, the parable of Tyrese Halliburton, who was rather cruelly voted “most overrated” by his own NBA peers in April. He is now leading his Pacers into an NBA Finals lead against the Thunder, and is just two wins away from a ring (and a Finals MVP).
The only player to be mentioned twice for either question was Ben King, noted for perhaps being a little one-dimensional.
Several contributors identified midfielders who tend to catch the public eye. Nick Daicos, Jason Horne-Francis, Zak Butters, Sam Walsh and Patrick Cripps were all identified by someone as being perhaps a little too well-regarded.
That multiple members of two spluttering midfields were mentioned is perhaps not a coincidence.
Horne-Francis was mentioned for his defensive game and for his role causing Port to struggle to fit and balance their midfielders. Cripps was highlighted simply as very good at things that aren’t that valuable at present.
Someone also didn’t appreciate the hype around Archie Perkins.
In terms of underrated players, a lot of people simply mentioned someone from their own team, which means naming them probably identifies the respondent.
Among non-homer answers were many midfielders in a neat balance against the focus on them in the overrated question. Among these underrated midfielders were the likes of Ed Richards, Noah Anderson, Tom Atkins, Ollie Dempsey and Josh Dunkley. Dunkley was rather poetically/hungrily described as doing “all the mise en place so the chefs can cook”.
Defenders in the underrated mix were Connor Idun (balancing the focus in the AA team on Lachie Ash) and Ryan Lester.
Which player would you want at your club?
TWIF Survey
It’s a juicy question. Out of anyone available in the league, which player would be the best fit at your club.
We didn’t ask whether it was just for a year, or forever.
That reflected the split in votes received for different players.
Some of our voters probably recognise that the most valuable recruits are young players of proven value.
Such players can provide potentially a decade of very good service to a club, helping move the dial on a sustained push to success.
However, it turns out that what many of our seasoned and sober analysts actually want to experience is the short term joy of just seeing the best player in the league run around in your own colours.
Nearly a third of all respondents want the 30 year old Marcus Bontempelli at their club over anyone else.
Several contributors went for younger stars like Pickett and Daicos while some sought to fill specific needs like big forwards or inside midfielders, but really, it was all about the Bonk here.
XScore Pissers
Joe Cordy
My favourite kind of game to watch is an xScore Pisser.
They’re an opportunity to revel in the chaos of the sport, and the fact that a significant on-paper advantage is never truly safe from it just not being your day.
For those who are unaware, expected score (AKA xScore) is a measurement of goalkicking accuracy. Every shot in a game is compared to a sample of similar shots based on location and situation to get an xScore value based on the average amount of points it scores.
For example, a shot that results in a goal 50% of the time, a behind 40% of the time, and a miss in the remaining 10% will have a value of (50% of 6) + (40% of 1) + (10% of 0) = 3 + 0.4 = 3.4 points. The total xScore for a match is the sum of every shot’s xScore value.
If you’ve ever felt a team was either squandering or capitalising on their chances more than usual, xScore is the measurement that’d back you up.
Since 2021 the current crop of amateur analysts have been able to record xScores for each match, and there have been two obvious takeaways:
- Over the course of a whole season, almost every team will end up within +/- 3 points of their xScore per game. The few exceptions are teams who funnel a disproportionate share of their shots through a small number of exceptionally good or bad players.
- Despite everybody regressing to the mean eventually, it has more variance week to week than virtually any other statistic.
The latter point is where chaos gets introduced, and you find your xScore pissers.
The xScore pisser isn’t a uniform type of game – rather there are several types of pisser to soothe the soul.
Double Swing
The classic of the genre is the double swing. When one team kicks well above their expected total, in perfect juxtaposition to their opponents wastefulness in front of goal.
You can typically find a low-scale example of one of these every other weekend or so, such as Round 12’s perfect mirror match of Walyalup vs Gold Coast where the visitors triumphed 9.10.64 – 11.9.75 from xScores of 75.5 and 64.9 respectively.

The really special games are rarer though. To see a proper swing not just between two teams, but two specific players both taking the lion’s share of their team’s looks at goal.
In Round 21 2021, in one of the few games able to be played in Melbourne that season, the top of the ladder – premiership favourite – Bulldogs took on 10th place finals hopefuls Essendon.
The game, for the most part, played out how you’d expect: Bulldogs comfortably won KPIs like Inside 50s (60-39), contested possessions (127-108) and shots at goal (33-23), for an xScore finish of 114.6 – 76.5. This margin would see a team win the match 98.6% of the time according to Wheelo Rating’s model.
The beauty and tragedy of football though is sometimes despite having the clear talent advantage across the field, you can find yourself relying on one tall idiot to put the points on the board.
Both teams went in with one such idiot, with Josh Bruce and Peter Wright at the spear tip of either team’s attack. Josh Bruce, for his part, played a reasonable game: scoring 3.2.20 from 7 shots, and taking 7 marks (3 contested). Unfortunately for him and his team, his counterpart at the other end was performing alchemy.
Peter Wright turned the same number of marks, one more shot, and less favourable positioning into 7.0.42, his best goal tally to date.
Despite their domination of almost every other phase of play, the Dogs went down 12.12.84 to 15.7.97 for a 51-point swing from the expected margin. On their own Bruce and Wright combined for 27 of these.
None of that helped the Bombers a few weeks later trying to end their finals drought against the same opposition, where they finished 27 points below their xScore, with Peter Wright not registering a shot on goal.
But a pisser is a pisser, and it made for one great night of chaos.
Taking Your Chances
The more common example is when one team, for one reason or another, simply cannot hit the final target. They can restrict their opponent’s chances, they can generate their own, but they can’t execute the only skill that determines the result.
There’s one club that is consistently on the wrong end of these results, and one club that is almost as consistently the beneficiary.
Coming in to Round 16 2023 the Giants’ season was just barely hanging on to the hope of finals, sitting at 6-8 in 14th place. They had put together a bit of form winning 3 of their last 4, with the solitary loss being a single goal margin to Richmond.
The Demons had been going strong across the season, but were coming off a 15-point loss to Geelong where they kicked 8.15.63 from an xScore of 75.2.
If they’d managed to just be not great in front of goals again they would likely have won reasonably comfortably, happy to simply secure four points. Instead they put on an all-time great display of not taking your chances.
Despite falling just 3 points short of their expected total from the week before, and holding their opponents to 7.5.47 from an expected 44.1, Melbourne put up 5.15.45 to lose by two points. The worst offenders were Pickett, Petracca, Viney and Sparrow who generated a scoreboard impact of 1.9.15 from an expected 38.
Nobody has benefited more from opposition inaccuracy since 2021 than the Giants, but this was their masterpiece.

Deadeye Dicks
The last and possibly most aggravating variation on the xScore Pisser for the losing team is when despite creating opportunities, and even making the most of them, your opponents completely forget how to miss for just one game.
There are a couple recent examples of this: Hawthorn finishing two goals above their xScore total of 83.1 against the Suns in Darwin, while also restricting their quality and quantity of opportunities to 70.6, but still going down to 104-96 being one.
The highlight of this subgenre that’s stuck in my mind since I watched it unfold however was the 2022 Anzac Day clash.
Despite coming into their marquee fixture with a 1-4 record against a more talented opposition, Essendon had virtually everything they could hope for to go their way. They won the arm wrestles of territory, possession, shots on goal, and even found an unlikely goal source in Alec Waterman putting up 4.1 for the day.
Despite a pretty meagre xScore total of 66.1, they managed to exceed it by 15.9 points for a respectable 12.10.82 final score. The only Essendon could’ve lost is exactly the way they did: with almost every opposition player making the most of their one opportunity, and a couple of centrepieces with golden boots.
Collingwood finished on a total of 15.3.93, outperforming expectations by over six goals. They found eight individual goal-scorers on the day, the two obvious standouts being Jack Ginnivan and Brody Mihocek arguably playing the best games of their Collingwood career, as they combined for nine goals from ten shots.
The first entry in Macrae’s long history of being on the right side of fine margins, and in my opinion, still the funniest.
Around the Grounds
- Check out Gemma Bastiani’s final part of a four part series that is the definitive document on the tactical evolution of the AFLW in its first decade. This time, she’s covering midfield development.
- At the AFL website, Cal Twomey looks at how openness about neutrodiversity and mental health is changing AFL recruiting and player welfare.
- Erin Phillips’ speech from the Hall of Fame event was pretty moving.